OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
if i were an enzyme, i’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes.
I have another, but it’s just on the tip of my tungsten.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Cause you’re F-I-Ne.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
DO YOU HAVE ELEVEN PROTONS? CAUSE YOU’RE SODIUM FINE!
I got 99 problems and Benedict Cumberbatch is all of them
I didn’t find 99 pictures of Benny for 6 notes
did you seriously post 99 pcitures of mr.cutie
اللحظة التي تشعر ان عليك اثبات اهميتك لشخص ما هي اللحظة التي عليك فيها الرحيل.
the moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away.
1. state your name: Izzah
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: Hidayu (???)
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My mum and Dad
4. What was your first job? Never worked before
5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? Not really
6. do you miss your ex? Nope.
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark
8. do people praise you for your looks? Yes.
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? I don’t really have a favoured colour, just tend to end up in black
10. how do you wear your makeup? NO MAKE UP
11. what are some of your nicknames? Izzy, Izz, Lontong
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 3
13. how many bathrooms? 2
15. do you have a car? Yes
16. do you work out every week? Yes
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Yes
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? No
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Yes
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? a top and a bottom
21. do you like your eyes? Yes
22. do you think you are pretty? Meh
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? My dad
24. how much money is in your account?I have no idea
25. are you single? No
26. do you want kids? Yes
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: It’s like this black haversack with blue butterflies and knives
28. what celebrity do you think is hot? Dylan O’brien AND SO MANY OTHERS
29. last movie you saw in theaters: Guardians of the galaxy
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? No
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? Yes
32. have you ever cheated? No
33: have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Tumblr, read,
35: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? I have no idea
36: Who was the last person you texted? My wifey
37: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? 2
38: How do you look right now? in my PJs and probably a mess
39: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Family
sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things
and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy
all of you
I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing